This thread should be retitled 'lets talk about sleeping trousers'
Fitted(slim not skinny), stretchy, highly breathable, quick drying trousers with enough room for testicles.
They always seem to be really tight on the old Jacobs, in particular, when you lift your leg up in an uphill motion.
The ultimate, perfect fitting, strong, waterproof, non sweaty, comfy walking boots. Perfection is maybe a bit too much to ask.