A Pyrenean Mountain Dog went into a pub one day for a drink. He walked up to the bar and put his front paws on the bar. Inquisitively, the barman approached the dog and asked "Can I help you?"
"Yes," the dog replied "I'd like a pint of lager please,"
Amazed, the barman proceeded to pour the drink and was thinking to himself "It's only a brainless dog, he isn't gonna have a clue what price drinks are, I can rip him off a bit here." So, as he served the dog the drink, the barman said "That'll be £10 please," The dog promptly gave the man his money.
Trying to make conversation, and still inquisitive, the barman said "We don't get many Pyrenean Mountain Dogs in here."
To which the dog promptly replied "I'm not surprised at £10 a pint!"