Abso-flippin-lutely amazin' Meesta Dave! You is da Man! Not only have your pics appeared but you have just done a successful quote .....
All that and about 37 Wainwrights in one go
Too many achievements in one day m8ey
Great report - "I laughed out loud!" as the book reviewers say, and this time it's true.
Sets a new standard for Trip Reports - we must all do better
And hells bells I gotta get to a meet-up soon!
Paul
Paul I appreciate your kind words! Have you been self-prescribing morphine again?
Dave
Can you get to the 30th April meet at Keswick? Sure to have a bit of banter and ton of laughs and some great views if weather kind to us... Catherine who goes under pseudonym Dibble fell to musing what would happen if everyone bar her on that one went missing, scenario is she walks into copshop and says
Ive come to report missing hikers
PC World: What are their names
Dibs: Amnesiacjimmy
PC World: I see. Who else?
Dibs: Guess who
PC World: Ive no idea
Dibs: No, Guess Who
PC World: This is getting tiresome
Dibs: No that s his name on the forum I dont know his real name yet
PC World: I see. Anyone else? (kicks the station cat surreptitiously under the desk)
Dibs: Lost again
[PC World does the time honoured comic gesture of pushing his hat back on his head and scratching it (the head not the hat, in fact it s a helmet isnt it, but he doesnt scratch his helmet, that s another story) ]
PC World: I take it thats not his real name, er, what was your name?
Dibs: dibble
PC World: Now you ARE tekkin the rip
Dibs: no that s my forum name
PC World: Well is that it then now?
Dibble: No there s one F in
PC World: Whoa whoa whoa young lady
Dibs : Foreigner
PC World: One... f...in ...foreigner (pencil snaps on notepad)
Dibs: and Dellwalker
PC World: Right is that it? We ve got a dellwaker, amnesiacjimmy, one f in foreigner, lost again and guess who. You ll be tellin me next there was a doctor with you called Paul or summat.
Dibs: Oh no, he couldnt make it this time
- or could he???
Do doctors ever ring in sick?
Dave