Well i was walking last year, i had done a good few miles over a few days when i came across, 1. hill, lots of cows and a stone wall around 4-5 foot tall..
As i stated walking up the hill a few of the cows started walking down, i thought wow these are friendly ladys, so i carried on walking up the hill, it wasn't of any great height but i was carrying around 80lb pack, so starting to work a little. By this stage their are now quite a lot of cows, friendly but very nosy, so much so that they started in giving me a little push here and there. So as most people know , i held my arms outstretched, carried on walking and by now speaking loudly, along the lines of " come on ladys let me pass" to "for the love of god get out of the way".
Anyway as i aproach the top most of the cows have already gone over the top, i'm thinking to myself, yep, result that moved them along, at which moment they all start walking over the top straight towards me. Now i know that this does'nt really seem worrying to most and to be honest i just put my arms out again and smiling to myself, with the thought yep i've got this cracked, started shouting "come on move along the bus ladys".
Now a may be wrong but i swear i was ambushed... yes thats right ambushed by of all things cows!
They parted as if on key and the biggest beast i have ever seen came right through the middle of them.
My god i thought this bull is hugh, as i am trying not to walk to fast back down the hill, that just took me about 35 mins getting up. Now i do know that the red thing and bulls is not supposed to be true but as i am walking uncooly fast, i realised my hugh pack is totaly red.
I get about half way down and convice myself this is stupid, just stand still and slowly walk back up and past the monster sized bull. So i stop turn around and stand there looking at him and guess what it worked, well for all of ten seconds, the next few moments were a bit of a blur but what i can remember is me at full pelt going down hill with this blo**y big bull at full pelt after me, and this were the wall comes in, as i said it is only about 4-5 foot tall and i did have the added incentive of the bull gaining very quickly. No problem i thought... wrong i cleared about 3 foot of it, the pack was to heavy to jump with and there was no way i was stopping to take it off.
So i am lying there, and all i can see is about 10 maybe 15 cows and one big bull all looking down and drooling on me, with the odd little snort, which to the day i swear was a laugh.
Well thats one of my (now) funniest moments.