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beefy

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got a new lightweight windbreak
« on: 23:16:13, 23/04/18 »
hi guys
i got a new lightweight windbreak, its only weighs 1.7kg
its really handy
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April

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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #1 on: 23:20:45, 23/04/18 »
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Mel

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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #2 on: 23:45:05, 23/04/18 »
1.7kg.  Blimey.  If you thread together the farts of a natterjack toad instead you could cut that weight right down and save a few quid too  O0


I like the way it blends seamlessly into the landscape  :D


Ooops, edity moment to make the first paragraph make actual sense!  ;D
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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #3 on: 06:42:10, 24/04/18 »
Is that for real?  I suspect a Photoshop moment  ;D
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April

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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #4 on: 12:49:18, 24/04/18 »
If you thread together the farts of a natterjack toad instead you could cut that weight right down and save a few quid too  O0

Cane Toad farts are much lighter but they do cost a little more  :)
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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #5 on: 13:38:43, 24/04/18 »
And if you run out of fuel for the cooker you can use the poles to cook your beans!
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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #6 on: 13:56:07, 24/04/18 »
All that’s missing is Beefy in one of those 1920’s swimming costumes  ;)
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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #7 on: 16:50:21, 24/04/18 »
I think I've found you both a new ultra-lightweight tent to go with that, weighs a few kilos but what the hell.





Then you'll be full on wild campers.

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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #8 on: 17:12:09, 24/04/18 »



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beefy

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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #9 on: 18:11:24, 24/04/18 »
1.7kg.  Blimey.  If you thread together the farts of a natterjack toad instead you could cut that weight right down and save a few quid too  O0


I like the way it blends seamlessly into the landscape  :D


Ooops, edity moment to make the first paragraph make actual sense!  ;D
Natterjacks are an endangered species don' mess with them  :D


Is that for real?  I suspect a Photoshop moment  ;D
Err. No  :-\


Cane Toad farts are much lighter but they do cost a little more  :)
Eh?
Your as bonkers as Mel  ;D


And if you run out of fuel for the cooker you can use the poles to cook your beans!
We wouldn' have a wind break then tho  ;D


All that’s missing is Beefy in one of those 1920’s swimming costumes  ;)
:o   Phil I don' wear swimwear  :D


I think I've found you both a new ultra-lightweight tent to go with that, weighs a few kilos but what the hell.





Then you'll be full on wild campers.
April won' like the colour  ;D



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April

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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #10 on: 18:18:00, 24/04/18 »
Is that for real?  I suspect a Photoshop moment  ;D

Err. No  :-\

  :o

Eh?
Your as bonkers as Mel  ;D

Makes perfect sense to us  :)

April won' like the colour  ;D

If they do it in green I might be interested, as long as you are carrying it  :)
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beefy

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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #11 on: 18:23:35, 24/04/18 »
  :o

Makes perfect sense to us  :)

If they do it in green I might be interested, as long as you are carrying it  :)
Well I suppose we won't need the wind break if we get one, I'll save 1.7kg there  O0

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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #12 on: 18:24:42, 24/04/18 »

And if you run out of fuel for the cooker you can use the poles to cook your beans!


We wouldn' have a wind break then tho  ;D


But you would have plenty of wind to break  :D

beefy

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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #13 on: 18:40:03, 24/04/18 »
1.7kg.  Blimey.  If you thread together the farts of a natterjack toad instead you could cut that weight right down and save a few quid too  O0


I like the way it blends seamlessly into the landscape  :D


Ooops, edity momment to make the first paragraph make actual sense!  ;D





But you would have plenty of wind to break  :D
Mel have you got some kind of flatulence fetish you keep talking about it  :D
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Re: got a new lightweight windbreak
« Reply #14 on: 18:53:26, 24/04/18 »
You started it!  .... with your wind break for breaking wind  :D


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