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Mel

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TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« on: 23:03:36, 20/03/16 »
I decided I need to start getting some hills back into ye olde leggies and also needed some wild places.  So I headed for the massively touristy Farndale.  
   
The plan was to walk up to Rudland Rigg, do a loop round the top, then descend and return along the Daffodil river walk (of “I wandered lonely as a cloud" fame)  
   
SatNav got me there okay and I pulled into what I thought was the car park only to see loads of cones dotted around.  A helpful chap from the North Yorks. Moors National Park pointed me in the right direction – you know – straight in front of me – a mahooosive sign saying “Car Park this way” … doh!  Epic Fail #1.  Lesson learned = look further than your nose-end.  
   
I paid my £2 for all day parking, observantly (this time) noted what time the Village Hall “bandstand” tea room closed, found the loos and off I pootled up the hill.  I was quite impressed – I only stopped once to catch my breath and I wasn’t wheezing like back in my fag ash lil days.  My calves protested a bit though.  Soon enough, I reached my turn off:  
   
 
   
So off I meandered along a well-surfaced farm track.  So far so good.  It was a gentle, steady uphill but I still stopped to enjoy the views opening out around me:  
   

   
And then it all started to go wrong.  Up until now, there were nice, blue arrows pointing me along the bridleway – you know – a track which horses and push bikes can go on?  Blue arrows mean bridleway and all that (ie. no stiles).  Remember that for later…  Anyway, after a farm, the blue arrow pointed me across a field.  My map said the bridleway went straight ahead but the arrow said different… so I followed the arrow assuming some sort of diversion was in place.  Down a steep field to a stream.  “Hang on a minute” I thought, “I’m not supposed to cross a stream”.  But I did anyway.  The stream was deeper than I thought and I got wet socks.  Marvellous.  Still unconvinced that I was on the right track but assumed it would join up with something somewhere, I started up the other side of the hill.  Only then, once I had some views, did I look at my map properly and actually decide I really shouldn’t be where I was and I really should have just carried straight on the well-surfaced farm track.  Epic Fail #2. Lesson Learned = ignore waymarkers, trust your instincts.  
   
More wet sockage later and I was back on track (the proper track).  I managed to waste half an hour doing that.  
   
Pootling along the track I came to another marker point me straight on.  I stared at it mistrustfully but it was right (this time).  I soon came to a building called High Barn:  
   

   
A lick o paint and a roof and it’d be worth a fortune.  I had a bit of a poke around it (nowt much to see) before carrying on.  Round the corner the arrow pointed me.  All is good and round the corner I go.  I see that (on my map) the bridleway leaves the track and, yayy, the arrow points me away from the track.  So off I go. Over a stile I go and drop down to the beck as I’m supposed to be crossing it now-ish.  Nope.  No way of getting down to the actual beck due to a barbed wire fence.  No worries, maybe I cross it in the next field. So over another stile I go.  Has anybody spotted the errors of my navigation here yet?  It wasn’t until I reached the third field that I thought “haaaang on a minute, I’m going in the wrong direction”. The beck should be on my left (it wasn’t) and I shouldn’t be able to see High Barn on my right.  I should have crossed the beck by now and should be heading up the side of Rudland Rigg by now.  I spotted a gate which lead back onto the well-made track so I decided to get back to where I knew I was (if you know what I mean).  I passed High Barn (again) and turned off the track (again) went over the stile (again). [censored] what part of “bridleway” don’t I get?  How the bluddi ‘ell is an ‘oss gonna get over a stile?  This thought sort of glimmered in my brain cell as I was looking for ways down to the beck.  Then I got in a mood with myself and headed back up to High Barn (for the third time) and sat on the wall to study my map properly – you know, the minute detail that looks blurry without glasses.  Sure enough, I could then see that I needed to veer off the track only slightly before turning off to cross the beck.  And, sure enough, when I did that *ta-daaaahhhhhh* a bridge:  
   
 
   
So basically, I climbed 3 stiles and did 2 laps of some marshy, tussocky fields for absolutely NO reason whatsoever.  Epic Fail #3.  Lesson Learned = I’m a muppet.  
   
Nice gnarly, fallen tree though:  
   
 
   
Having crossed the beck (hoorrahhhhh) I headed up the steepening hillside, looking for a gate somewhere on my left.  I found it and carried on.  This hillside was steeper, gnarlier and squelchier than the other hill and my out of condition legs were getting a bit tired.  I’d only done 2 chuffin’ miles by this point. But, the way was clear and I could see gates in all the right places and heading in the right direction so I carried on, stopping much more frequently.  I reached the gate informing me I was entering access land and decided to take a bit of a breather and nibble a sarnie.  It was trying to rain/mizzle and, after looking at how much further I had to go to complete the walk, I made an executive decision not to go any further so I dropped back down a little ways to find a sheltered spot and have my lunch “proper”.  I sat there for ages listening to nothing but the muted gurgling of water on the hillside, the cak-cak-ing of an occasional grouse/pheasant and the wind blowing round the rocky outcrops.  Big deep breath and “ahhh”, lovverrly.  
   
My lunch stop views – Looking towards Rudland Rigg:  
   
 
   
And looking back towards Low Mill:  
   
 
   
Once I started getting a bit chilly I headed back downhill, across the beck, past High Barn (for the fourth time), onto the well-made track again and back down the road to Low Mill.  Strangely enough, I decided not to follow my outbound route “to the letter” – I can’t think why not.  
   
Back at the car park and I headed for the café.  Never has a cuppa and a bun tasted so good.  Reasonable prices and all home made. Nom nom nom nom nom.  
   
So there you have it.  Navigation at its finest  :D  
   
Roll up, roll up folks. Sign yourself up for the Peaks Meet in April….. I’m leading.  What could possibly go wrong?  ;D  
   
Thanks for reading.  
   
Mel  :)  

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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #1 on: 07:39:11, 21/03/16 »
Nice report and photos Mel O0
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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #2 on: 07:42:12, 21/03/16 »
Strange how easily you get lost but you always seem to find a cafe  :D
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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #3 on: 09:06:15, 21/03/16 »
Strange how easily you get lost but you always seem to find a cafe  :D

The cafe is the most important part of any walk.
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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #4 on: 11:51:18, 21/03/16 »
Fag ash lil!!! :2funny:
honestly I had never thought that................. ;D
you could write a guide to walkers cafes..............would sell well! O0
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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #5 on: 13:23:36, 21/03/16 »
Great report Mel, very funny with some lovely pics  O0
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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #6 on: 13:41:37, 21/03/16 »
a very enjoyable and funny read Mel, thanks!

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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #7 on: 13:57:24, 21/03/16 »
Wot no Daffy photos

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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #8 on: 14:49:03, 21/03/16 »
Enjoyed your very entertaining TR Mel   :)

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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #9 on: 15:19:03, 21/03/16 »
Nice one Mel O0
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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #10 on: 15:50:02, 21/03/16 »
I will make sure I bring a head torch to the Peaks meet then ;)






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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #11 on: 18:17:48, 21/03/16 »
Very funny and enjoyable read Mel, I'll bring me GPS to the peaks walk then let you take over navigation when it's time for the cafe ;D
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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #12 on: 21:59:57, 21/03/16 »
Can I just say Mel that you keep telling me you can read a map!  ;D ;D  I think the trick might be to read it at the right moment.

"I only stopped once to catch my breath and I wasn’t wheezing like back in my fag ash lil days".  Have you stopped?  Bloomin' well done if you have, very impressed!  O0 O0

Class report Mel.  Nice piccies too.   O0 O0

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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #13 on: 07:16:01, 22/03/16 »
Ha ha very good Mel, like the sense of humour, at the end of the day you got out there and didn't get benighted  ;D
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Re: TR: Farndale/Rudland Rigg – Epic fails
« Reply #14 on: 15:23:37, 22/03/16 »
If this walk had been in the Lake District, I'd have contacted the "Fix The Fells" team to come out and have a look at the damage and erosion you had caused by tramping the same area so many times  :D
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