It is an excellent poem Penygadair, I hope you post it
Well, now it's been approved by Beefy's Boss
An Ode to April and BeefyFor those who yearn to walk the Lakes
And even climb that Rake of Jake's
(But seldom get that far north)
The Lakeland fells we now can see
In videos from A and B
Despite his diet of chilli and custard
Beefy's vids really cut the mustard
As Beefy films from near and far
It's April who's the movie star
Now if you're walking on a fell
And suddenly - an atrocious smell
Accompanied by a thunderous sound
And yellow clouds roll down the ground
Fear not: It's Beefy 'giving vent'
From his confinement in the tent
To climb and camp in areas new
As this intrepid couple do
Really takes a load of gumption
But Beefy's powered by exhaust propulsion.