Author Topic: Buxton walk  (Read 3688 times)

pleb

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Re: Buxton walk
« Reply #15 on: 10:11:43, 29/06/17 »

Reminds me of a guy I knew years ago called Garfield Varter who was known to his friends as The Musical Farter.


And not without good reason.  :D
Beefy isn't musical...................... ;D
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April

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Re: Buxton walk
« Reply #16 on: 12:36:51, 29/06/17 »
I despair, I post some pictures of a pleasant walk and within a couple of replies we are discussing Beefy's flatulence!
 ;)

Sorry, thread hijack  :-[

Enjoy your walk this weekend then, we look forward to more nice piccies  :)
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beefy

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Re: Buxton walk
« Reply #17 on: 13:28:31, 29/06/17 »
I despair, I post some pictures of a pleasant walk and within a couple of replies we are discussing Beefy's flatulence!
 ;)
Yes, 3 weeks this year so I am hoping to get out again next weekend if all is going well.
I'll meet up with ya just so ya know all this fuss about me and flatulence is just a myth  ;D
(Don't worry only kidding)  ;)

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Penygadair

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Re: Buxton walk
« Reply #18 on: 14:34:57, 29/06/17 »
You mean that the flatulence is a myth?  ;D


I've sent April a poem on the subject.!!!!

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Re: Buxton walk
« Reply #19 on: 15:27:53, 29/06/17 »
You mean that the flatulence is a myth?  ;D


I've sent April a poem on the subject.!!!!
i hope its not rude  :D
are ya going to post it?
beefy  8)
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April

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Re: Buxton walk
« Reply #20 on: 18:33:02, 29/06/17 »
I've sent April a poem on the subject.!!!!

It is an excellent poem Penygadair, I hope you post it  >:D  ;D
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beefy

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Re: Buxton walk
« Reply #21 on: 18:43:37, 29/06/17 »
It is an excellent poem Penygadair, I hope you post it  >:D ;D
Hmmm... :-\
why does this post have a lingering smell about it... :D
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Penygadair

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Re: Buxton walk
« Reply #22 on: 18:56:57, 29/06/17 »
It is an excellent poem Penygadair, I hope you post it  >:D ;D


Well, now it's been approved by Beefy's Boss






An Ode to April and Beefy

For those who yearn to walk the Lakes
And even climb that Rake of Jake's
(But seldom get that far north)
The Lakeland fells we now can see
In videos from A and B


Despite his diet of chilli and custard
Beefy's vids really cut the mustard
As Beefy films from near and far
It's April who's the movie star


Now if you're walking on a fell
And suddenly - an atrocious smell
Accompanied by a thunderous sound
And yellow clouds roll down the ground
Fear not: It's Beefy 'giving vent'
From his confinement in the tent


To climb and camp in areas new
As this intrepid couple do
Really takes a load of gumption
But Beefy's powered by exhaust propulsion.



beefy

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Re: Buxton walk
« Reply #23 on: 19:43:37, 29/06/17 »

Well, now it's been approved by Beefy's Boss






An Ode to April and Beefy

For those who yearn to walk the Lakes
And even climb that Rake of Jake's
(But seldom get that far north)
The Lakeland fells we now can see
In videos from A and B


Despite his diet of chilli and custard
Beefy's vids really cut the mustard
As Beefy films from near and far
It's April who's the movie star


Now if you're walking on a fell
And suddenly - an atrocious smell
Accompanied by a thunderous sound
And yellow clouds roll down the ground
Fear not: It's Beefy 'giving vent'
From his confinement in the tent


To climb and camp in areas new
As this intrepid couple do
Really takes a load of gumption
But Beefy's powered by exhaust propulsion.


 ;D ;D ;D
very good i laughed a lot Penygadair
thanks for posting i feel all famous now  :D


you have heard of poetic justice tho havnt ya ... ;)
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beefy

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Re: Buxton walk
« Reply #24 on: 19:45:07, 29/06/17 »
sorry Ridge your threads been hijacked ...  :-[

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April

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Re: Buxton walk
« Reply #25 on: 19:51:03, 29/06/17 »
sorry Ridge your threads been hijacked ...  :-[

It has been hijacked, for the second time  :-[ 

But Ridge it is your own fault anyway. Posting pictures of signs with the words "Beware of Blasting" is asking for it really, isn't it?  ;D

We are very, very sorry  :angel:

Great poem Penygadair I am still laughing  O0
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Ridge

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Re: Buxton walk
« Reply #26 on: 00:57:39, 30/06/17 »
I'll meet up with ya just so ya know all this fuss about me and flatulence is just a myth  ;D
(Don't worry only kidding)  ;)
You would be more than welcome Beefy.



I'll take a peg with me just in case.

beefy

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Re: Buxton walk
« Reply #27 on: 09:40:40, 30/06/17 »
You would be more than welcome Beefy.



I'll take a peg with me just in case.
What are we going camping?  :D
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