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Title: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: gunwharfman on 16:07:25, 21/12/18
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-46633302
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: alan de enfield on 16:49:37, 21/12/18
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-46633302 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-46633302)



Lycra brigade who don't want to stop to open a gate ?
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: Maggot on 20:30:20, 10/01/19

Lycra brigade who don't want to stop to open a gate ?


Gaiter wearing old blokes who think there shouldn't be gates because there weren't in 1952?
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: pleb on 20:34:56, 10/01/19
I walk with a funny gait.....................
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: Innominate Man on 23:54:01, 10/01/19
I walk with a funny gait.....................
Back to Monty Python again !
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: fernman on 08:54:02, 11/01/19
A man took my gate, and when I complained he took a fence.

I'll get my coat...
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: pleb on 10:33:05, 11/01/19
Theres a lot hinging on this......................
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: fernman on 10:45:16, 11/01/19
I expect someone will latch on to it
and post it on here
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: April on 12:23:39, 11/01/19
Unless they are sitting on the fence
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: Ridge on 13:55:50, 11/01/19
I walk with a funny gait.....................
A man took my gate, and when I complained he took a fence.
Theres a lot hinging on this......................
I expect someone will latch on to it and post it on here
Unless they are sitting on the fence
Dreadful jokes the offenders should be banned from the forum.
I think there should be 5 barred.
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: Innominate Man on 14:54:32, 11/01/19
Dreadful jokes the offenders should be banned from the forum.
I think there should be 5 barred.
Unless they agree to Kiss'in make up  !
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: fernman on 15:36:18, 11/01/19
Dreadful jokes the offenders should be banned from the forum.
I think there should be 5 barred.

 ;D ;D ;D Made me laugh, thank you!
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: Jac on 16:12:22, 11/01/19
;D ;D ;D Made me laugh, thank you!



me too ;D
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: April on 16:32:55, 11/01/19
Dreadful jokes the offenders should be banned from the forum.
I think there should be 5 barred.

I think people who can't count should go back to school  :D

There are only 3 of us  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: fernman on 17:37:10, 11/01/19
Cumbria Police have said it's an open-and-shut case.
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: pleb on 20:33:13, 11/01/19
Must remember to get my pad lock ed tonight, lots of burglars about.
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: April on 06:31:14, 12/01/19
Cumbria Police have said it's an open-and-shut case.

They said they'd held up the post office with the sawn off
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: fernman on 08:53:50, 12/01/19
Perhaps Bill from Microsoft knows something about it.

The police coiuldn't deal with it because a big hole has appeared in the A66.
They are busy looking into it.
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: ninthace on 09:10:36, 12/01/19
Perhaps Bill from Microsoft knows something about it.

The police coiuldn't deal with it because a big hole has appeared in the A66.
They are busy looking into it.


That would be the police with an HQ by the Penrith A66 roundabout.  Thieves disguised as contractors gained entry to the site and stole all their loos.  The police said they didn't have a thing to go on.
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: Jac on 10:18:11, 12/01/19
Sounds like a big job
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Post by: pleb on 10:37:15, 12/01/19
They need to look for any crims who are flush at the moment.
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: Jac on 10:50:31, 12/01/19

Could be a chain gang
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: pleb on 10:52:37, 12/01/19
Police just paper over the cracks anyhow.
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Post by: ninthace on 11:33:24, 12/01/19
The press said they were just peeing about looking for clues
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: Innominate Man on 15:03:10, 12/01/19
Some bits are bound to turn up at the local 'dump'.
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: pleb on 10:27:51, 13/01/19
Police may say "Yourine trouble, son"
Title: Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
Post by: April on 20:53:23, 13/01/19
This thread has gone down the pan