GW, I suppose I'm off the actual topic Re a best 1 person bomb proof tent, so on that subject, I cant' say what's best because I haven't tried that many. I would, however, have faith in the tiger paws to be a pretty hardy 1 man tent for anything outside winter conditions. So easy to put up, but a possible weakness because of the inner going up first.
Most times though, I think it would a good shelter. It's a good dark green, 4 guys, 2 pre angled poles, so decent inner head height (100cm down to about 30cms at the foot end) 290 cms long and 110cm wide. If you were camped bum into the wind, I think it would be excellent in allowing the wind to flow over it. The same I'd say, applies to the foot end. As sod's law says the wind is bound to change during the night but the sides(likely to be the least resistant, would fare pretty well because of the slope, the pegging points and the guy. As soon as my big toes recover from partial toe nail removal, then I'm going to get out and give it a few trials in a good site which is open to the breezes up on the hill near Frodsham, Cheshire.
As for going wild camping I think your idea of your own shower would be great (did you buy it, or make one? I also like the idea of mixing a bit of wood fire cooking just to try it out. Your idea of finding a pub for vittles is also a winner in my books. I think it would be very appealing to hear nothing but the sounds of nature on waking up, as I suppose we have all experiencedcamp sites where you are jam packed into a field and some sods have no respect for others on the site, with music blaring away and potherbs shouting their heads off.
It doesn't have to be either or, of course as there are some good quiet sites. Hmm. Plenty of time for thought over the next few weeks of incarceration but I think the major weakness for me would be the facilities regading ablutions.