I like your descriptions of Camping, Glamping and Wild Camping made me laugh out loud, and all so true
Looked at your profile, you really are 100's of years old, I take my hat off to you, you don't sound a day of 211
I used to call Camping,
Camping, but a few years ago a arranged a 'camping' trip to various islands in the Hebrides with some friends. Two of them arrived with awnings and another went home when he realised that toilets had to be dug... The only ones that stayed the whole trip were myself and three female friends, the men (other than myself) had issues with 'roughing it' it seems. My female friends hadn't even been 'WildCamping' before, but they did ask me more questions before the trip so were perhaps better informed.
So, WildCamping it is... At least then people who don't know tend to ask "whats that then?"
Nowadays I would call Trenchies Derwent valley camp a WildCamp, but then others would say "if you ain't tarping, your Glamping."
I've been thinking about sausages all day thanks to this TR...