Doctor, doctor come quickly. A bad case of lockdown fever has invaded the forum.
Do the cows say 'Mooove over'
No they can't talk ye daft brush. They're cows.
..when you slip on some wet rocks, and are more worried about the slash in your overtrousers than the gash in your knee!Edit - maybe this post would be better off in the "You know you're tight fisted when..." thread
You dont want to be slashing in your overtrousers....
Clearly you are unfamilar with the ground breaking research done by Gary Larson
So slashing on your knee is fine I then.