The Barranco de La Maimona, Montanejos
Six of us flew into Valencia hired two identical black Seat Marbella's ( Seat Marbella's are a sort of low spec Fiat Panda) and drove inland to the small town of Montanejos On approaching the town we could not find the road to the local Alberque el Refugio, where we planned to stay.
So we called into a local bar, It so happened that there was a Barcelona and Real Madrid (El Classico) footie match on TV. So the Bar was packed with locals. We had a couple of good spanish speakers in our group who asked the barman the way to the Alberque, he said it was complex and pointed us to a guy who said he would go home past it after the match and we could follow him.
We sat down ordered a beer watched the match, when Real scored the whole place errupted the Real fans lit white paper and ran round the room, then Barca equalised and the Barca fans returned the compliment.
Eventually the match finished and we followed our guide outside not a to a car but a DONKEY!!!!!!!
The penny dropped and we realised we had been set up, the locals thought it was most amusing watching the two matching black cars crawling thro the town following a donkey and gave us a big cheer as the procession set off.......very..... slowly.....