Oi! I'm totally innocent of all charges
Really?Those poor young boys nearly had to call the MRT because they had almost been sexually harassed to death by a long haired Geordie girl AND a red headed Yorkshire lass!!poor little poppets.
Because they had their shirts off I had to keep looking at them to check they weren't getting too burnt in the sun!
I'm surprised you didn't ask if they needed a hand putting sun cream on