There have been some intriguing replies to my original post.
Muymulestado (I wish I could work out what that means!) said he's already got some long johns, which he's going to wash and wrap for Xmas. I presume that he will already have worn them by then, thus the need to wash them?
Vertigo Girl, what is a Polar Buff? Something to polish your car with? Being naked in the snow? Save me having to google it, please.
Dibble is getting a border collie - aaah! Post some pictures of it when you get it, won't you?
And White Horse Walker, being lost on private land and getting told off sounds interesting. Off topic maybe, but do tell us more!