...and the foods terrible.
Not for me, the worst 'food' for me was in Wales. I asked for a poached egg on toast, the egg was fine, but I objected to the jet black toast. I then asked for a black coffee, but the lady behind the counter obviously didn't believe me and asked if I wanted milk with it. I said "no thank you' so she sprayed cream from a large unlabeled grey can onto it, which of course then instantly dissolved. I asked her if that was now a black coffee, she said yes but she thought that I might like some cream on it. I looked at my 'black' coffee asked her where's the cream gone, that stumped her!
We started again and I got my black coffee, never did get any light brown toast though.