My personal best, although I didn't think it so at the time, was when my mate and I came out of the Heineken Brewery in Amsterdam in the 60s. In those days it was free beer for students for two hours, just show your passport! We met up with four Aussie girls and followed them like Pavlov's dogs into the street, all of us drunk but feeling amazingly happy. It was heady days in the 60s! As we followed along behind the girls they kept flicking tourist stuff, clogs etc onto the pavement from the tourist shops and muggins (ME!) kept picking it up! Then a Dutch Police Maria van came at us and we were all bundled into it and taken to a Police station, no idea where! We were all bundled into a 6 x 6 cell, then as we sobered up we were interviewed one by one. The Policeman in charge then decided our punishment. We were all taken back to our cell and told that we could not leave until all of us had 'wet' ourselves! It was a desperate situation and eventually, and boy did we suffer, but in the end, we all succumbed. The cell smell was foul. We were then let loose onto the streets of Amsterdam again. The Aussie girls went one way, my mate and I went off in a different route, we never saw them again. I still remember walking the streets looking for our hostel feeling wet, cold, miserable and depressed! Looking back I think the Amsterdam Police were great, there was no rough stuff, they were polite, they were certainly amused but they were firm in their resolve! They saw it through to the end. I never ever got that drunk again.