Author Topic: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?  (Read 4848 times)

pleb

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #15 on: 20:33:13, 11/01/19 »
Must remember to get my pad lock ed tonight, lots of burglars about.
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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #16 on: 06:31:14, 12/01/19 »
Cumbria Police have said it's an open-and-shut case.

They said they'd held up the post office with the sawn off
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fernman

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #17 on: 08:53:50, 12/01/19 »
Perhaps Bill from Microsoft knows something about it.

The police coiuldn't deal with it because a big hole has appeared in the A66.
They are busy looking into it.

ninthace

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #18 on: 09:10:36, 12/01/19 »
Perhaps Bill from Microsoft knows something about it.

The police coiuldn't deal with it because a big hole has appeared in the A66.
They are busy looking into it.


That would be the police with an HQ by the Penrith A66 roundabout.  Thieves disguised as contractors gained entry to the site and stole all their loos.  The police said they didn't have a thing to go on.
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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #19 on: 10:18:11, 12/01/19 »
Sounds like a big job
So many paths yet to walk, so little time left

pleb

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #20 on: 10:37:15, 12/01/19 »
They need to look for any crims who are flush at the moment.
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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #21 on: 10:50:31, 12/01/19 »

Could be a chain gang
So many paths yet to walk, so little time left

pleb

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #22 on: 10:52:37, 12/01/19 »
Police just paper over the cracks anyhow.
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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #23 on: 11:33:24, 12/01/19 »
The press said they were just peeing about looking for clues
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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #24 on: 15:03:10, 12/01/19 »
Some bits are bound to turn up at the local 'dump'.
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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #25 on: 10:27:51, 13/01/19 »
Police may say "Yourine trouble, son"
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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #26 on: 20:53:23, 13/01/19 »
This thread has gone down the pan
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