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Main Boards => Gear => Topic started by: beefy on 23:16:13, 23/04/18
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hi guys
i got a new lightweight windbreak, its only weighs 1.7kg
its really handy
(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/905/40945913874_d5442af972.jpg) (http://)
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:D
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1.7kg. Blimey. If you thread together the farts of a natterjack toad instead you could cut that weight right down and save a few quid too O0
I like the way it blends seamlessly into the landscape :D
Ooops, edity moment to make the first paragraph make actual sense! ;D
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Is that for real? I suspect a Photoshop moment ;D
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If you thread together the farts of a natterjack toad instead you could cut that weight right down and save a few quid too O0
Cane Toad farts are much lighter but they do cost a little more :)
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And if you run out of fuel for the cooker you can use the poles to cook your beans!
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All that’s missing is Beefy in one of those 1920’s swimming costumes ;)
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I think I've found you both a new ultra-lightweight tent to go with that, weighs a few kilos but what the hell.
(http://i57.tinypic.com/30iz1nm.jpg)
Then you'll be full on wild campers.
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1.7kg. Blimey. If you thread together the farts of a natterjack toad instead you could cut that weight right down and save a few quid too O0
I like the way it blends seamlessly into the landscape :D
Ooops, edity moment to make the first paragraph make actual sense! ;D
Natterjacks are an endangered species don' mess with them :D
Is that for real? I suspect a Photoshop moment ;D
Err. No :-\
Cane Toad farts are much lighter but they do cost a little more :)
Eh?
Your as bonkers as Mel ;D
And if you run out of fuel for the cooker you can use the poles to cook your beans!
We wouldn' have a wind break then tho ;D
All that’s missing is Beefy in one of those 1920’s swimming costumes ;)
:o Phil I don' wear swimwear :D
I think I've found you both a new ultra-lightweight tent to go with that, weighs a few kilos but what the hell.
(http://i57.tinypic.com/30iz1nm.jpg)
Then you'll be full on wild campers.
April won' like the colour ;D
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Is that for real? I suspect a Photoshop moment ;D
Err. No :-\
:o
Eh?
Your as bonkers as Mel ;D
Makes perfect sense to us :)
April won' like the colour ;D
If they do it in green I might be interested, as long as you are carrying it :)
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Makes perfect sense to us :)
If they do it in green I might be interested, as long as you are carrying it :)
Well I suppose we won't need the wind break if we get one, I'll save 1.7kg there O0
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And if you run out of fuel for the cooker you can use the poles to cook your beans!
We wouldn' have a wind break then tho ;D
But you would have plenty of wind to break :D
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1.7kg. Blimey. If you thread together the farts of a natterjack toad instead you could cut that weight right down and save a few quid too O0
I like the way it blends seamlessly into the landscape :D
Ooops, edity momment to make the first paragraph make actual sense! ;D
But you would have plenty of wind to break :D
Mel have you got some kind of flatulence fetish you keep talking about it :D
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You started it! .... with your wind break for breaking wind :D
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You started it! .... with your wind break for breaking wind :D
:P
;D nice to see a bit of humour back on the forum O0
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Don't forget your lightweight mallet to go with it.....
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/fWEAAOSwiG1Z0XVM/s-l300.jpg)
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I like the way the colour blends into the landscape, should enable you to maintain an invisible profile when camping on private land :D
Regards Keith
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Oh Maggot, call that lightweight mallet?
THIS is a lightweight mallet *
(https://s7.orientaltrading.com/is/image/OrientalTrading/VIEWER_IMAGE_400/large-inflatable-mallets~13708115-a01)
* child not included
:D
Jeheeezus I've only edited this about 6 times to get it right.
;D
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Don't forget your lightweight mallet to go with it.....
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/fWEAAOSwiG1Z0XVM/s-l300.jpg)
Oh Maggot, call that lightweight mallet?
THIS is a lightweight mallet *
(https://s7.orientaltrading.com/is/image/OrientalTrading/VIEWER_IMAGE_400/large-inflatable-mallets~13708115-a01)
* child not included
:D
Jeheeezus I've only edited this about 6 times to get it right.
;D
I don't need a mallet thanks,
I'e got a special home made peg pusher O0
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That's no way to talk about April. She'll have yer guts fer garters when she reads that :D
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That's no way to talk about April. She'll have yer guts fer garters when she reads that :D
What' new :D
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This thread started off being a bit silly and has got even more silly :D
What's new :D
This is slander ;D
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But you would have plenty of wind to break :D
Beat me to it ;D
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Beat me to it ;D
Oi...
You can talk spongebob fartypants :D