Does anyone remember that Readybrek advert, donkey's years ago.
Children going to school on a cold winter's day, with this warm glow radiating around them like a halo.
Well, everytime, i go a walking in the remoter areas, where there's farmland and farm creatures, they for some reason, seek me out, and show their displeasure of me being in their vicinity.
Almost as if i am giving off this warm glow, of being timid and scared of their very presence.
Only a few years ago, whilst crossing the field above Porth Wen brickworks, the otherside of Bull Bay, on Angleseys coastal path, this herd of cows took a dislike to me, and galloped at top speed.
To make matters worse, i was halfway across the field, and seeing the cows were quite a distance away, i thought, LETS RISK IT.
I am still convinced, i would have qualified for the 100m relays, in next years Olympics.
I ran so fast, hearing this stampede behind me, and only made it with inches to spare.
Its the same with canines, their jaws seem to be magnetized in my direction.