Author Topic: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?  (Read 2216 times)


alan de enfield

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #1 on: 16:49:37, 21/12/18 »

Maggot

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #2 on: 20:30:20, 10/01/19 »

Lycra brigade who don't want to stop to open a gate ?


Gaiter wearing old blokes who think there shouldn't be gates because there weren't in 1952?

pleb

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #3 on: 20:34:56, 10/01/19 »
I walk with a funny gait.....................

Innominate Man

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #4 on: 23:54:01, 10/01/19 »
I walk with a funny gait.....................
Back to Monty Python again !
Only a hill but all of life to me, up there between the sunset and the sea. 
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fernman

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #5 on: 08:54:02, 11/01/19 »
A man took my gate, and when I complained he took a fence.

I'll get my coat...

pleb

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #6 on: 10:33:05, 11/01/19 »
Theres a lot hinging on this......................

fernman

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #7 on: 10:45:16, 11/01/19 »
I expect someone will latch on to it
and post it on here

April

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #8 on: 12:23:39, 11/01/19 »
Unless they are sitting on the fence
"Who would've thought...... you are light and darkness coming through" words by Tim Armstrong

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #9 on: 13:55:50, 11/01/19 »
I walk with a funny gait.....................
A man took my gate, and when I complained he took a fence.
Theres a lot hinging on this......................
I expect someone will latch on to it and post it on here
Unless they are sitting on the fence
Dreadful jokes the offenders should be banned from the forum.
I think there should be 5 barred.
Over hill, over dale. Thorough brush, thorough brier....
I do wander every where

Innominate Man

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #10 on: 14:54:32, 11/01/19 »
Dreadful jokes the offenders should be banned from the forum.
I think there should be 5 barred.
Unless they agree to Kiss'in make up  !
Only a hill but all of life to me, up there between the sunset and the sea. 
Geoffrey Winthrop Young

fernman

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #11 on: 15:36:18, 11/01/19 »
Dreadful jokes the offenders should be banned from the forum.
I think there should be 5 barred.

 ;D ;D ;D Made me laugh, thank you!

Jac

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #12 on: 16:12:22, 11/01/19 »
;D ;D ;D Made me laugh, thank you!



me too ;D
So many paths, so little time

April

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #13 on: 16:32:55, 11/01/19 »
Dreadful jokes the offenders should be banned from the forum.
I think there should be 5 barred.

I think people who can't count should go back to school  :D

There are only 3 of us  ;D  ;D
"Who would've thought...... you are light and darkness coming through" words by Tim Armstrong

fernman

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Re: Somebody has a gate fetish perhaps?
« Reply #14 on: 17:37:10, 11/01/19 »
Cumbria Police have said it's an open-and-shut case.